I have 96 followers now, somehow.
What even is 96? Like, as a number-picture. 69 is reciprocated oral; 96 just looks like people who can’t even stand sleeping on the same side of the bed.
How did I even get 96 followers? How did you-all come to be here? I want to know. Is it because of Kate? Or did my dorky text posts pay off? How did you find me?
oh hello, who is this?
oh hai! it is me! jellybean
do you have any more tea?
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO DO IT
IT SPREADS A LOVE GAS THAT MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY OH NO I CAN’T HANDLE HOW CUTE IT IS!!!!
"biphobia isn’t real"
yeah sorry I couldn’t hear you over the hour long rant my friends mom once delivered about how she really supported gay rights but couldn’t stand bi people while i sat in the backseat of her car nearly in tears because the parent of someone I loved was throwing hate speech at me.
yeah I can’t hear you over the minimal representation I receive in television which is usually just a sassy assistant making a remark about her “lesbian phase” and how in one of the most progressive queer shows that’s ever received critical acclaim the words ‘bi or pan’ are never used once.
yeah I can’t hear you over my ex calling me a slut after finding out I was bi and saying all I am is an indecisive whore.
i can’t fucking hear you over mono queer people mocking me and jeering at my desire for representation, calling me ‘not queer enough’, and ‘laughing hollowly’ over my attempts to explain my struggles as a bisexual woman.
yeah im sorry i can’t hear you over my friends long rant about how she didn’t think she could keep dating her bi boyfriend because he would probably cheat on her, and her eye rolls when i told her what she was saying was offensive.
sorry i couldn’t hear you over how fucking wrong and ignorant you are.
#sorry can’t hear you over the constant interrogation of my sexual history
Let’s also talk about how shelters for gay and lesbian youth frequently refuse to house bi teens Let’s talk about how the suicide rate for bisexual young adults is larger than the Ls or the Gs
Yes, and what do you think government healthcare DOES? IT ENSURES THAT NO ONE FALLS THROUGH THE CRACKS BECAUSE IT MAKES HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE TO LITERALLY EVERYONE, YOU CLASSIST DICK.
His face on the bottom left goes through the most amazing transformation as he tries to put a Republican spin on the truth.
Jude, what if you tried this? It’s the same dark green as most of your background image, so ideally it should float in and out of visibility. Idk, the red just looks a little out-of-place to me for some reason. You can use it or not, but if it works, it should be really cool.
Consider going into a classroom and looking around, and you’re the only man there. Even if you’re totally ok with that (heck, you expected it), you notice. You feel all the women in the room notice you and see that a lot of them are glancing over at you or making comments about your presence. Ok, you knew that might happen. A woman next to you says, “Hey, cool, a guy in a CS class, good for you.”
When it comes time to form a study group, half the women in the class don’t want to work with you because they assume men aren’t as good at CS. The other half jockey to work with you, some for the novelty (“Hey, I’m in a group with the guy, “) and half because they want to ask you out.
When you go to apply for an internship, a lot of companies seem really interested in you, but you’re not sure if it’s because they like your resume or just because you’re a guy in CS and they want to look open and forward thinking by having lots of male interns coding. You meet up with a group of female interns and one makes a slightly sexual joke. Everyone freezes and looks at you - are you one of those guys in CS that is serious and can’t take a joke, or will you be one of the girls?
At your job after you graduate, it’s naturally not ok for a woman to say outright that she’s prejudiced against male coders… But maybe your boss gives you slightly different work, or it takes longer for you to get a promotion because they need more proof that you are good - you don’t get the benefit of the doubt the way the girls do. When you express a strong opinion about a tough problem, the women write it off as you being sensitive and emotional - men often are, you know. When discussing your career ambitions, your coworkers often ask you how children play into that - I mean, you’re probably looking for a wife and plan to have kids since you’re in your late 20s. Everyone knows it’s a safe bet that kids are going to derail your career at least temporarily, if not permanently. You frequently police how often you mention family at all for fear people will assume you’re expecting a kid soon…
… Does this begin to explain it, at all? Even when a company is open to women working in all areas and no one is a dick, there is still a lot of pervasive bias that affects how women are treated and perceived. Why would you notice? It doesn’t affect you.”
– Electrostaticrain (Reddit)
So I told my mom that I was asexual, and she didn’t believe me. She told me I had a hormone problem, and took me to get checked for tumors.
Please reblog this if you are asexual, or believe that it is possible for one person to not feel sexual attraction to either gender.
(I kinda wanna show her up)